And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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