Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
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It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
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Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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