her vagine was all disorganized.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
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