ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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