i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
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Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
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The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
I'm both gender and math confused
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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