You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
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Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
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My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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