fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Randomize
