I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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