My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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