come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
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