i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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