I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
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i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
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EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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