Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
