Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
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