if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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