ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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