do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
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