I am puke
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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