We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
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Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
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