On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
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he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
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I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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