gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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