i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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