you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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