Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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