now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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