STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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