For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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