Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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