but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
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I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
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he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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