Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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