if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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