I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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