I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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