that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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