then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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