Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
you win again, gameday.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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