HIV tests are more positive than that guy
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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