I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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