o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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