I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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