READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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