So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
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