Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
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I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
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I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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