found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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