Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
