Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
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What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
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I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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