omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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