ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
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