I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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