i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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