To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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