look no pants
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
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He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
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She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
You ate ashes out of my bong
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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