That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
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It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
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Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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