you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
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I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
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Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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