You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
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Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
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There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Randomize