just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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