I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
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It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
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Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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